waldinger

someone who is ripped yet never goes to a gym

Matt is such a waldinger. How come he never goes to the gym with us? It's just not fair!

by Shevan Johnson July 24, 2011

Jack walten

Jack Walten is married to Rosemary Walten with their three children, Sophie, Edd, and Molly. At first he is seen as a protagonist in "The Walten Files" His respective series on YouTube. After getting stuffed into an animatronic suit and being reported missing, his spirit goes insane and takes on the form of an animatronic named "Bon". Eventually in this form, he kills his wife, Rosemary Walten, and stuffs her into an animatronic suit as well.
Series takes place in the 1950's

Friends: "Why are you so upset?"
Me: "JACK WALTEN DIDN'T DESERVE IT!" *Continuously sobs*

by universe.c0s July 7, 2021

christopher walken

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.

"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"

by edward_pumpernickel December 28, 2005

Waldina

Fun, Adventurous, Classy, Smart, Wifey Material, Freak in bed, Great cook, looks at the positive in every situation. Can Handel her own. Traveler. Business women. Unique. Beautiful interior and exterior. Total package.

A Waldina is a nessecity to have in your life.

by wmapmc January 9, 2015

Walken Distance

The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.

This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.

friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"

friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"

drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"

by mike.i.am June 21, 2012

Walder

A hard working person who always provides for their family. humble. A man of their word who has a big heart

What is Jamie’s last name, Walder? Cause he told me he would build that house right and on time.

by JerseyGirl1210 December 1, 2019

rosemary walten

a mother of 3 kids. married to jack walten. from the walten files. she really deserves better </33

Person1: Hey whos your favorite walten files character?
Person2: rosemary walten :)

by get. Out. Of. My. Head October 3, 2021