The Vulcan Hello

A polite euphemism for anal sex amongst some Star Trek fans.

Stacey wasn't too happy when I tried to give her The Vulcan Hello.

by CalSouth September 19, 2017

Vulcan Vagina Clamp

A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.

Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!

OR

Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!

by ArtofAwesome May 10, 2009

Vulcan

Similar to The Shocker but adding an extra finger in the stink.

The shocker wasn't enough so I gave her the vulcan

by Shane March 3, 2005

vulcanise

Art of fingering a girl where you position your hand like a Vulcan salute and slide two fingers into her pussy and two fingers into her arsehole

Had a great night last night....took this treacle back to my hotel room and vulcanised her

by Buzzinator January 26, 2017

vulcan crew

Vulcan Crew is most known as a popular discord server..the word Vulcan comes from the movie “Star Trek” .

Kola owns a awesome discord server named Vulcan Crew.

Vulcan Crew Is attacking Run for your life’s!

by Waterycoolbro737 November 17, 2017

Sal Vulcano

Sal is the most stunning, godliest man of our universe. If sal ever gets near you in new york city, I will kill you because I'm not you. I love his perfect symmetrical figure and his smooth chocolatey hair. I want him to kiss my face until I melt into a large pile of his cologne. Every time he says God Bless, I feel gods blessings as I pretend that Sal is sitting on top of me caressing my vulnerable crisp face. To put my adoration for Sal in simpler terms, I would stand in front of a moving subway train for him. I'll kill 10,000 men for you, Sal. I'll destroy every last cat in a corn maze, for Sal. If Sal's tonight's big loser, then later he'll tonight's big winner. I'd massage sals plump juicy booty for him. If Murr ever gets near him again, Murr won't see tomorrow. MURR-DER. I'll admit, if Joe gave me kissies, I'd fall to the ground like our sexy man sal. But if THE SAL HIMSELF kissed me good, I'd ascend into god's hands. Sal, you know who's the most sexiest man alive? Read the first word. Sal, if you're reading this, we're engaged. Sal is more powerful than any god you may or may not believe in. Please join my Salvatorecult, where we'll sacrifice cats, stack up on sneakers, swim in dirty swamps, and circulate the great Daddy Sal Squishmellow Statue. His superpower is to make us laugh until we poop out our stomachs and make fall helplessly in love with his incredible abs. I love you, Crangis. Crangis McBasketball. We're forever, for-lifers.

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck ME

by reversecowgrl November 20, 2021

Surak of Vulcan

Surak was a legendary Vulcan philosopher, scientist, and logician considered the greatest of all who ever lived on Vulcan and the father of the modern Vulcan civilization.

James Tiberius Kirk once described Surak of Vulcan as "the greatest of all who ever lived on our planet, captain. The father of all we became." Then, behind the scenes, Kirk made love to a beautiful goddess and lived happily ever after.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021