The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
Dude that was a vomit Vortex
by warion July 13, 2010
A literal clean vocals god. Also plays the bass. Member of the metal bands Arcturus, Lamented Souls, Borknagar, and formerly a member of the iconic band Dimmu Borgir.
by vibing parrot November 15, 2020
I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!
by drkrappenschitz April 04, 2018
by BeastMoge September 20, 2016
When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013
The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen
by TheMoeyJaxter March 23, 2015
-An over dramatised male orgasm
"I was sat jackin' it over some hot biatch when I had the most explosive Penile Vortex of my life!!!"
by Loora May 08, 2007