Voldemort

Noseless.

Person 1: Oh I have a runny nose!
Person 2: Too bad you ain't Voldemort.

by Pigwidgeon Weasley November 28, 2012

voldemort

The main villain in the Harry Potter book and movie series (although in the movies, they make Professor Snape a bit of a villain as well). His real name is Tom Marvolo riddle, when re-arranged spells 'I Am Lord Voldemort'. So far, he has tryed to kill Harry Potter 5 or more times.
The wizarding families are so afraid of him that they do not use his chosen name, refering to him as 'He Who Must Not Be Named'.

~FACTS~

1. Voldemort is a parsle tongue... he can talk to snakes
2. Voldemort went to Hogwarts, harry's school
3. Voldemort tried to get work at hogwarts
4. Voldemort killed harry's parents
5. Voldemort is getting very pissed off cos he hasn't killed harry yet.
6. I suggest you read the harry potter books if you havent already.

Voldemort is evil
Voldemort will be dead very very soon...
I hope you like harry not voldemort

by QueenAmonWoo July 13, 2006

Voldemort

Villain from the Harry Potter series. He is a dark lord, but contrary to popular belief, he is not THE Dark Lord. He has nowhere near the power or terror of Morgoth Bauglir or Sauron the Abhorred. He is also a total pussy when compared to Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, or frankly any darth.

Teenager: Voldemort is the greatest villain of all time!!!
Twentysomething adult: Yeah, sure he is....

by klopek007 February 22, 2010

Voldemort

Evil villain in Harry Potter. For a long time he wasn't human, because his use of many a Horcrux. Not many people know this, but properly pronounced "VOL-de-more." You know, the French way.

Harry Potter Fan: "Hey guys! Voldemort hates Dumbledore! He's afraid o' him er something!

by Marty Potter September 5, 2005

Voldemort

A.K.A. He-who-must-not-be-named
A.K.A. You-know-who
A.K.A. The Dark Lord
A.K.A. Tom Malvoro Riddle

The main bad guy in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Voldemort tried to Kill Harry as a baby, but instead, he almost was destroyed by this act

by Lara October 17, 2003

voldemort

the sourse of all evil.
seeDick Cheney

thanks to voldemort, 2600 american soldiers are dead.

by Jonathan Holmes September 7, 2006

Voldemorting

A game two men play when they both need to pee.

1. Both achieve a pee boner.

2. They "dock" their penises together.

3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.

***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***

'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'

by Ryan Lueck July 6, 2017