riddle vision

The idea that horribly ugly woman become attractive or "doable" after being around them for a number of months. This is extremely prevalent at Embry-Riddle University.

I had a girlfriend at school, but I didnt realize she was ugly until I went home for Christmas because of Riddle Vision!

by A Sad ERAU student September 28, 2006

89 vision

What is the 89 Vision? The borrowed lyric in the Sublime song "jailhouse" is out of context and tells next to nothing, because it has nothing to do with Bradley’s anal fetishes (I am referring to the song 89 Vision from the bootleg Pure Anus). It is also mentioned in Jailhouse (“…89 vision, we didn’t fuss or no fight…”) but this time in context. The term refers to 1989 and KRS-One’s vision of non-violence in hip hop/the black community. His 1987 album Criminal Minded is said to be one of the original gangter hip hop albums, but his DJ and the other part of BDP Scott La Rock was gunned down. Shortly thereafter a fan was killed during a fight at his concert and it permanently changed his outlook on hip hop music. Kris Parker aka the Blastmaster aka the Teacher aka KRS-ONE began preaching against violence starting with his single Self Destruction in 1989. Thus the ’89 Vision was born. Guess who was on that single: Just I.C.E...another major Sublime influence.

"we gots the '89 vision, never fuss and no fight..."

by fooooools gold January 11, 2009

you are the 1,000,000th vistor!

The stupidest type of spam that gives you a porn virus. Urg. It's always blinking of the side of the screen with the most abnoxious colors; normally creating seziers.

YOU ARE THE 1,000,000th VISTOR! YOU WIN!

by falloutboy0403 April 1, 2009

guitar hero vision

When playing guitar hero for an obsessive amount of time and looking down to find out that your carpet is moving like quicksand

Bob: Wooow dude, I am totally tripping right now! The carpet is moving!!

Gary: You idiot!! You totally are experiencing Guitar Hero Vision!

by Michael Mo. January 12, 2009

double vision

to see double because you drank too much alcohol

i could barely walk straight because i had double vision

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

Veston

To have a massive cock and bollocks

Those fews brothers are a right pair of vestons, i cant help but look in the showers.

by Herb Eaversmells June 3, 2019

Booty vision

Booty vision is the concept of seeing a booty so amazing that one loses track of reality.
One who is under the influence of booty vision is no longer responsible for their inability to control their eyes.
They may lose track of where they are going and what they are doing.

Eric had succumbed to booty vision and followed Miranda all the way to the library.

by Imtotallynotracist December 13, 2015