Vinarski

A person eerily detailed in their note taking prowess through liberal amounts of printed emails, scissors and glue. Often associated with the phrase "I am the Righteousness".

Dude, you see that Vinarski over there in the Falling Down haircut and short sleeve button down shirt? Yeah, that guy's gonna be the subject of a Dateline 20/20 recap of a mall shooting someday.

by LeBombastic February 26, 2010

vinternet

Internet that is only from a wire and not Wi Fi like all clear thinking people have - comes from vintage internet connection and old parents

Man I was over at Saskia's last night and they only have vinternet in the lounge - such a drag we could not send our pix of our vag's to our friends on FB - so 2010, as their parents looked on

by eeyoredonkey March 4, 2011

Vintage Seed

An old dude’s jizz.

Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.

My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

vintage white

A descriptor for a white European person, usually male, who immigrated to the United States as an adult. Coined by comedian Michelle Buteau.

"He's from the Netherlands, so he's like vintage white. There isn't too much of a difference though, all it really means is that he knows how to ride a bike and has foreskin."

by ayyyyyitsmem April 21, 2020

vintage fart

on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.

jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.

by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021

Vintage gay

A homosexual that maintains same sex attraction as a thing as opposed to same gender attraction. They don’t get bogged down with ‘preferred pronouns’ or anything woke. Can also be applied to vintage lesbians and vintage bisexuals.

A: What’s your sexuality, gender and preferred pronouns?
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.

by The Angel in Hell November 7, 2021

Victard

An Individual who resides in the socialist State of Victoria, Australia suffering acute Stockholm syndrome from 2020/21. They voted again for the people who locked them and their children in their homes for the most amount of time in the entire world and these crayon eaters all ended up catching Covid anyway. 🤷 ♂️ They think that because they had gone through the trauma in 2021 that they possibly couldn't be put through it again by the same person who organised the biosecurity so voted for him again in 2022. Unfortunately, once someone has tasted power they will use it again.

Hey look at this Victard! Still wearing a mask and up to his 5th jab . He got 2nd bout of Covid anyway just like the rest of the world . He thinks that enduring being locked down longer than the rest of the world combined and repeatedly jabbed saved his life despite everyone carrying on normally for his age group. What a complete crayon eating helmet wearing glue sniffing window licking VICTARD.

by Itsabigbigworldwakeup December 2, 2022