violin chin

holding a phone with no hands, with phone between your chin and shoulder as if playing a violin

ive got to violin chin the phone because im working on a ladder, painting with one hand hoding on with the other

by riderx August 28, 2008

practicing violin

an action meant to improve a musician's playing skills on the violin, sometimes called a fiddle. Often produces noises similar to a cat which has been run over by a car. May also cause immense frustration in the musician or others around him/her, so watch out for potentially dangerous flying objects which have been thrown across the room.

Johnny was very diligent at practicing violin, much to the dismay of both his family and his dog, Fido.

by D. Rae July 1, 2008

first violinist

If orchestra were Mean Girls, the first violinists would be the Plastics.

First violinist: On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Cellist: Nice bow. What's it made out of?
First violinist: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR!

Conductor: Why are you playing so quietly?
First violinist: I'm a mouse, duh.

Flautist: What's up with the bassist? I feel like she's hiding something.
First violinist: That's why her instrument is so big. It's full of secrets.

Oboist: What do you have against the concertmaster?
Bassoonist: She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Concertmaster: I can't play Pachelbel. I'm on an all-Romantic repertoire. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

First violinist: If you're from the viola section, why are you good?
Concertmaster: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're good.

First violinist: She doesn't even go here!
Conductor: Do you play in this orchestra?
Soprano: No, I just have a lot of feelings.

Clarinetist: Made out with my instrument? Omg that was one time!

by Heart and Sol December 27, 2013

Violincore

The point at which a metal band is successful enough to start using violin's in their songs.

Machine head took longer to go violincore than I was expecting.

by mledwards34 November 20, 2014

Violin

a torture to your hands.

What a great violin.

by FunniestEnglish February 1, 2021

Venolin

The sweetest, most caring and intelligent young man out there. He always goes the extra mile to help others and he'll go an extra 10 miles for the ones he loves, even though he expects nothing in return. He's very logical and rational, and would never jump into a decision without considering all angles and making a carefully calculated choice. As tall as the door way and as nerdy as Dexter, with excellent gaming skills but has a heart of gold. Definitely the definition of the perfect boyfriend

I hope my boyfriend is as sweet as Venolin

by QueenGwen November 22, 2021

Vinoliya

Cute and clever girl , get hurts easily , love to travel with her bf ,loved by all but loves only one , cant get angry on people she loves , supports her partner to reach the goal and her life partner name starts with J

P1 - Where is Vinoliya !?

P2 - She went on a worl trip with her bf!!

by Thats_the_truth November 24, 2021