Vancing

A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings

After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.

by Alkylidyne July 8, 2025

Vinning

The act of masturbating one's self onto someone as they are unaware, for example sleeping.

I was vinning a fat load on Jim's head when he was passed out.

by AllEyesAre0nYou August 9, 2025

Nut Vinting

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.

The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.

by yungchub October 16, 2019

Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.

When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing

by mike charter May 22, 2024