vegan gains

Noun 1: A gain in muscle mass attributed to the vegan diet.

Noun 2: A psychopath who hates when animals are killed, but threatens to kill random people.

1. Ya I'm really proud of the vegan gains I've been making as of late.

2. WHY DONT U WAKE UP ADN MAKE SUM FUKIN VEGAIN GAIIINS

by "4ChanDOTgov" December 25, 2016

P-Vegas

A name commonly used by students at the University of Wisconsin - Platteville for their school. P-Vegas is short for Platteville-Vegas. This term is often used ironically due to the fact that Platteville, Wisconsin is a very small city which has little to offer and is located in the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Hey bro, are you coming down to P-Vegas for my birthday this weekend?
Person 2: Nah, I'm stuck here in Madison.

Person 1: So where are you partying this Spring Break?
Person 2: I'm partying here in P-Vegas!

by jdallhands February 24, 2008

Fallout: New Vegas

Fallout: New Vegas is the most recent game in the Fallout franchise to date, and unlike Fallout 3, it was developed by Obsidian Entertainment, rather than Bethesda Softworks. It adds many new features, such as the Reputation system, which allows you to have different reputations with different factions, rather than the same for all factions. The downside is that the old system, the Karma system, no longer affects gameplay. There are several new additions of ammunition that did not exist in the previous game, such ass the 9mm, the 50 MG, and several others. They also added new weapons to accompany those types of ammunition. They added several new creatures that did not exist in the predecessor as well. The environment is much less depressing than Fallout 3, because rather than ruined buildings and broken up roads, they have an almost beautiful irradiated dedert to travel in. Once you get to the New Vegas area, the lighting of the Strip is beautiful. People complain about bugs, but bugs can be fixed which makes the argument that the game is a piece of shit because of simple bugs is ridiculous. In my opinion, Obsidian did a good ass job on the game and followed (maybe even exceeded)Bethesda's standards. There are more locations, more things to do, more everything. And all is fucking amazing. Buy a copy, it'll do you well.

Jack's Girlfriend: Wanna go get something to eat?
Jack:Hang on, I'm killing Centaurs, Super Mutants, and Legionaries on Fallout: New Vegas.
Jack's Girlfriend: We're through!
Jack: That's fine, I've been cheating on you the whole time.
Jack's Girlfiriend: With who?
Jack: The Mojave Wasteland.

by Courier45234523 July 15, 2011

vegas rain storm

When you are about to cum while fucking a prostitute on the 32nd floor of a casino you jump through the window and ejaculate on over 500 people before you hit the ground.

Frank had 1 week to live so he was the second person to pull off the las Vegas rain storm.

by Rolling a Mexican October 10, 2017

vegan slaughterhouse

A perilous field or room where vegetables go to die. Also known as a farm.

Sarah ZoZ, Amazon review for ATN PS15-4:

"I was recently hired by the notorious Joey "MAD DOG" Runella to perform a hit at the local vegan slaughterhouse. The guy who runs it was killing red leaf lettuce, which is the Joey's job on the east side and no body, I mean NO BODY can mess with Mad Dog Runella's red leaf lettuce. So Joey gave me an extra 8k to get these sweet puppies. Momma MIA!! These things work great! Let's just just say red leaf lettuce killin is back in the proper hands and the west side wise guys are back to romaine after their boss went to sleep with the fishes...5 STARS, highly recommend!"

by Bag of Screws February 1, 2020

vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.

I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.

by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

Vegas wife

A stripper, more specifically the individual stripper you end up giving more money to on your trip to Vegas than you spent on your wife's/girlfriend's last birthday present. Most likely she was the one in the club that convinced you that "she's really into you" and let you touch her boobies, despite a strict "hands off" policy.

"Man, I really hope my Vegas Wife TeeKay is working at the club tonight. She really gets me, not like my girlfriend back home."

by Sandor July 26, 2008