A vegetarian is a woman who doesn't like sausage, so instead, she jams long, fat fruit and vegetables up her cunt. Nice!
"Oh Im so sick of the men in this city, im going to turn vegetarian and jam some fruit up my cunt. Yay!"
by nucc July 02, 2007
by poopwarrior69 February 09, 2012
A person whose diet consists mostly of vegetation. They do not eat meat because they believe killing animals for meat is immoral/mean/etc.
Not to hate, but let's just face it: In the end, vegetarians are just stupid people who fail to realize that plants are just as much alive as animals. (Including insects and humans) So, the thing is, no matter what, every animal (including humans) ALWAYS HAS TO kill SOMETHING to get food, unless their diet consists of nothing but dairy and stuff.
by dragongirl253 July 30, 2012
Contrary to popular belief, the word "Vegetarian" refers to individuals who have proudly given Vegeta a blowjob. Therefore, Vegetarians are actually quite fond of meat.
by no, the other guy January 07, 2012
Why is that vegetarian eatting meat
by belldandy18262 December 08, 2009
An old Indian word that means "Fool who cant fish, hunt, or work". Synonyms include "vegan", "liberal", and "hippie".
Vegetarian: "Hey, why do you need to own a gun? Animals have rights you know. Go to the store and buy meat that wasn't harmed or become a vegan or vegetarian instead."
Me: "Well its cheaper to buy bullets and kill a few deer than it is to buy ground beef at Giant."
Vegetarian: "Savage!"
Me: "Get a Job."
Me: "Well its cheaper to buy bullets and kill a few deer than it is to buy ground beef at Giant."
Vegetarian: "Savage!"
Me: "Get a Job."
by TheMadHatter6_1_0 August 16, 2013
Someone who does not eat meat. This includes fish and poultry, although some people claim to be 'modified vegetarians' and will eat these. Not to be confused with a vegan, who is someone who, in addition to meat, avoids milk, eggs, and the like.
by veeeeeeeeeegan May 08, 2003