by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021
Get the Spread Em Like Vegemitemug. When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!
Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!
by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010
Get the Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprisemug. It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy
by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021
Get the spread em like vegemitemug. A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then spread and bread between two white males. Or A black woman who identifies as the vegemite in her sexual sandwhich
"Yo! You two vanilla arse crackers wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? We gonna make a Vegemite sandwich!"
by Angusmypattie February 25, 2024
Get the Vegemite Sandwichmug. Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.
Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.
by Rem_sleep September 30, 2019
Get the vegemite scrollmug. The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated
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The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)
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The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)
Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!
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Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!
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Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!
by Reerooter August 29, 2022
Get the Vegemite beansmug. "Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."
by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024
Get the Vegemite Sandwichmug.