Spread Em Like Vegemite

It’s an Aussie saying for a beautiful female to bend over and spread her legs open for daddy

Hey you, Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 9, 2021

Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!

Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!

by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010

spread em like vegemite

It's an Aussie saying created by two fine blokes that go by the names Antony and Jordan which is a whore call for a girl you like to spread her cheeks open and bend over for daddy

Oi Spread Em Like Vegemite!

by Antony the sick bloke March 5, 2021

vegemite sandwich

Slang for a yeast infection, especially for girls.

"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"

by __RedFox__ May 16, 2022

Vegemite Lovebite

Tonguing arse

Gave her the Vegemite lovebite.

by Rogerdodger68 January 29, 2024

“The pajamas are pointing at the Vegemite”

an Australian slang term for when someone is

Why r “The pajamas are pointing at the Vegemite”

by True blue aussie 91 July 18, 2024

vegemite scroll

Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.

Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.

by Rem_sleep September 30, 2019