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Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.
My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn
by BigJustice April 16, 2009
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Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa
In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones
by Peelings April 7, 2017
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Vanishified

He's gone vanishified!
by The O Zone 123 February 22, 2019
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Varusha

Simply the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Short, smart, and sexy. No one can make your heart flutter the way same way she can. She is also an incredibly skilled writer. Also, never under any circumstances steal her snacks. Beware if she has scissors.
"I really hope I get to see Varusha today, that would make my day."

"Did Varusha write this? It's beautiful."

"Varusha never fails to impress me, she's always doing something incredible."

"Did you seriously just eat that milk tart? That was for Varusha! You better run."
by Mr. 9000 December 22, 2021
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varshita

Varshita is someone who deserves all the love and urban dictionary sucks for not having her name's definition here anygays varshita is known for being undaddied by Jill and having the hottest on fleek eyeliner always
Varshita be the best huh?
by Ravenlwt March 20, 2019
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"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!
by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009
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varshana

An amazing role model , funny and makes your heart warm every time you look at her, she's a stud and she's fine as hell 😜

She’ll make you laugh like nobody else , she's also known as a brat but when u really get to know her she's amazing and funny as hell , that bratty shell is just a cover, she most likely comes from a either indian or mixed family. She’s brave and courageous and mostly beautiful , her eyes sparkle and when you look at her , your eyes get blessed. She has the cutest laugh , and her style tops all of it off, yet she can be the biggest bitch ever, only to the people she hates though , if she loves you she will be the sweetest bebe ever. She’s also very irresistible , but under all this perfection varshana can be a total badass, varshana has a SHIT TON OF FRIENDS , mainly because of the point that she's so outgoing but an introvert at the same time. She also has the most beautiful eyes ...but don’t underestimate her or betray her because she will make ur life a living hell.
person 1 - hey who's that?shes so pretty

person 2 - yea most likely varshana , shes the one with that pretty ass laugh
by fuckingsavetheturtles0 September 22, 2019
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