valentine's day

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.
by big baby jesus February 23, 2004
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Valentines Day

1. The day where people get scammed for over-priced gifts and cards.
2. The day where a realationship begins then ends the next day.
3. The day where the heart-broken have to watch others become pitiful zombies and think how ridiculous this holiday really is.
4. Just another day of the year that was made too much of a deal out of.
I don't really think Valentines Day needs much explination.
by hxcXSarahSpeechlessX July 26, 2008
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valentine's day

A fake holiday made up by Hallmark that makes people feel like they have to participate or otherwise they're a loser.
by C & B February 15, 2004
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valentine's day

AKA: Single's Awareness Day
Brought to you by senseless people everywhere who want to rub in the fact that they are "in love" and you are alone. This is just one more way popular people stomp on those of us who prefer a few close friends to 100s of acquaintences.
Rather than being happy with the flowers she received for Valentine's Day, she must go to everyone in the office and show them her flowers and the card so that everyone knows how special she is.
Meanwhile she has not bothered to consider the fact that her behavior is rude to people who are alone, who do not have flowers on their desk advertising that they are available.
by ophiolite February 14, 2006
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Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company
Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....
by Brandi September 22, 2004
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Valentines Day

AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.
It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.
by Crunch Buckets February 09, 2008
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valentine's day

A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
i am getting you this box of cocao for valentines day- please have sex with me.
by Monkey Man February 03, 2004
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