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vagenius 

a insipid or idiotic action and/or statement, often resulting in witnesses' heads exploding as they cannot comprehend the sheer stupidity of the act. vagenius is all they can say to describe such a terror.
"Holy crap! That was fucking stupid! What fucking vagenius came up with that one? I hope she falls down a flight of stairs or at least gets sterilized to protect future generations as the world is not a safe place with such a vagenius walking around."
vagenius by Van Chancellor May 2, 2007
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bobs and vagene 

A stereotypical misspelling of "boobs and vagina" allegedly made by Middle Eastern men that are asking English speaking women to send them nude pictures via direct messaging on social media
Helo you are very beautifu. Please send bobs and vagene

Vagenitals

To have genitals and a vagina.
WTF? What's that in your pants? I think you have vagenitals.
Vagenitals by ieatalot289 June 20, 2010

Vagenius 

An intelligent, chic, and savvy woman who is able to get what she wants out of life by using her vagina.
Wow! Look at the success Lauren has had over the past year, she's such a vagenius!
Vagenius by DilleyCouture September 16, 2010

Vageiner 

a vagina that resembles a penis (weiner)
wow em! i never knew you had a vageiner
Vageiner by ohyeah12345 February 4, 2010

Vageiner 

A penis that is fatter than it is long; fat and flat enough that the urethra opening resembles a vagina.
"You sir are a vageiner,"
"So my boyfriend was fingering my vageiner,"
"I cannot physically penetration my girlfriend because my penis is a vageiner".
Vageiner by Dick Morey January 20, 2011