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vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs
"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"
by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017
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gutter vag

A nasty vagina. Usually associated with a hideous looking woman.
Man, even if I were straight I wouldn't pound that gutter vag.
by LGEND24 June 27, 2011
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Sleeping vag

Verb. and Noun.
The situation when, after coitus, two people, in that case one male and one female, lay still on their sides (also called spooning), in which the penis of the male person remains inside the female person's vagina, until it ultimately becomes flask and inert. When the two people fall asleep under the effect of post-coitus endorphin, that's where the term takes all its sense. Do not mistake with the similar term Sleeping Bag.
'' I had a fabulous time last night ! We had loveful sexual intercourse, and then we remained in a sleeping vag.''
by Xaramolly May 5, 2012
mugGet the Sleeping vagmug.

Vag-bro

A vag-bro is a female who behaves in a fashion that is typically socially acceptable around bros or other high school or college age males. Not to the point of butch, but just enough to be accepted as "one of the boys". She isn't necessarily lesbian, so many men who do not want to deal with the usual high maintenance girlfriend will often gravitate toward vag-bros for romantic affection.
Bro 1: Oh man, who's that hot chick by the stereo? She seems so...chill.
Bro 2: Yeah. I heard she's a total vag-bro. I'm gonna go try and get her number. Even if we don't end up dating, she'll be awesome to hang out with.
by TimeDawg October 27, 2010
mugGet the Vag-bromug.

Vag Beaver

Vaginas with Beaver tails that live in your dirty ass closet.
Clean Yo SHIT!!!!
when I went to clean out my closet, a ton of Vag Beavers ran out and scurried away...... WHAT DA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats nasty yo.
by Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 8, 2012
mugGet the Vag Beavermug.

vag dweller

A miserable douchebag who is willing to forsake his friends for a piece of pussy; usually an emotionally unstable piece of shit who has no dignity.
Ryan Earl Walker is a fucking vag dweller.
by JOO-CE December 23, 2004
mugGet the vag dwellermug.

vag webs

a vagina which hasn't been used for years. to escape vag webs, simply cover vagina walls with a white sheet.
A: Can I eat you out?
B: Can you ever! Oh wait a moment, I have to dust my vag webs
by samanth. July 25, 2006
mugGet the vag websmug.

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