Vag pit

The anatomical area in the vaginacinity, just lateral to the vagina and immediately proximal to the medial thigh. The transition point from vagina to upper leg is similar to area between the upper arm and chest, commonly referred to as an "armpit."

Example 1:
Gynecologist, on physical examination - "I am really seeing a lot of swelling to your left vag pit, Karen. Have you noticed pain in your vaginacinity recently?"

Example 2:
"Oh god, I love it when you rub you hand up my thigh to my vag pit. You really know what turns me on."

by vagina>everything August 29, 2016

vag of honor

A woman who has Pleasured countless men to complete and utter satisfaction.

I spent a night with Jenna. That chick is so skillful! She surely has earned her Vag of honor.

by sphincter sargent March 10, 2017

vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

Vag-bro

A vag-bro is a female who behaves in a fashion that is typically socially acceptable around bros or other high school or college age males. Not to the point of butch, but just enough to be accepted as "one of the boys". She isn't necessarily lesbian, so many men who do not want to deal with the usual high maintenance girlfriend will often gravitate toward vag-bros for romantic affection.

Bro 1: Oh man, who's that hot chick by the stereo? She seems so...chill.
Bro 2: Yeah. I heard she's a total vag-bro. I'm gonna go try and get her number. Even if we don't end up dating, she'll be awesome to hang out with.

by TimeDawg October 27, 2010

Vag Beaver

Vaginas with Beaver tails that live in your dirty ass closet.
Clean Yo SHIT!!!!

when I went to clean out my closet, a ton of Vag Beavers ran out and scurried away...... WHAT DA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats nasty yo.

by Buhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh May 8, 2012

vag dweller

A miserable douchebag who is willing to forsake his friends for a piece of pussy; usually an emotionally unstable piece of shit who has no dignity.

Ryan Earl Walker is a fucking vag dweller.

by JOO-CE December 23, 2004

Vag Smack of Death

A more extreme version of the "wet willy", when an offended woman takes her hand and wipes it on her wet vag. She then proceeds to pull her hand out of her pants and slap the offender with her vag-juice covered hand.

When Tina called me a dirty whore, I proceeded to give her the Vag Smack of Death.

by WetWillyNumba4 October 21, 2009