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when fat women wear their pants very high you cannot tell where their fat stops and their vagina starts. this large mound of fat in between is referred to as a valump.
"look at her valump, lets make bets on how many kids she had"
by vafump April 7, 2010
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Valumper

1. (noun) Yet another slang word for booty. Only booties of immense size deserve this title. The root word of valumper is LUMP, which is referring to the lumps of the individual booty cheeks.
2. Can also be used in verb form, "to valump"
Person 1: Whoa that guy has an ass to win millions
Person 2: Yup, It's quite the valumper
by Hinkhink February 4, 2015
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A meme is an example of applied values dissonance.
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Meth Values

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Clifford was just practicin' some good ol' meth values in the parking lot when his bicycle caught on fire and burnt his mullet.
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Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.
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Value Nut-Sack

1) Any product that is made of the cheapest, weakest, most failure prone parts or ingredients.
2) End result of engineering goat screw.
Your Value Nut-Sack cup just leaked all over my car.

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Why do I have to eat Value Nut-Sack peas when the other can is 10 cents more?
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Most Valuable Drunk

Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
by king jay March 27, 2008
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