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Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.
That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.
by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010
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break up beard

When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.
by loooy December 14, 2009
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back up barroom brawler

that sexy bitch you take home for some wild animal sex
dave: hey mike, why all the cuts and scratches?

mike: i dont want to talk about it dave. i had a rought night with my back up barroom brawler.
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back-up bitch

Person you invite to go somewhere when your preferred person cannot go. Can be male or female (non-gender specific).
"You can't make it? I better call my back-up bitch!"
by Rob Norment December 15, 2008
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shut up blud

What to say to your fellow gang mates when smoking a fat blunt behind ESK.

You must always say this when you approach a fellow gang man, this will assert your dominance to the other gang man and make I'm look like a little wetty cuz
Gang Man1: Ayoo wagwan blud cuz I heard you been sayin shit fam
Gang Man2: Nah fam I wasn't saying shit ya get me fa-
Gang Man1: SHUT UP BLUD
Gang Man1: Ah safe fam
by plothicornboy123 October 19, 2017
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Yo Daws dab me up bro

A handshake solidified to indicate a friendship between homies.
Homie #1 "Yo daws dab me up bro"
Homie #2 "ight bet"
by Fortniteninjaoffical February 7, 2020
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mmm whats up buddeh?!

Used as either a greeting, a goodbye or to express something awesome. It is an adjective, verb, and expression.

It is critical to make a "mmm" sound before saying "whats up buddeh". Buddeh is spelt incorrectly on purpose as to stress the significance of the "eh" ending, as this phrase originates in Canada, from the Hamilton region. It must be noted that when something is not awesome it can be referred to as "NOT whats up buddeh?!"
Two people see each other
1st person: mmm whats up buddeh?!
2nd: person mm whats up buddeh?!

#2. 1st person: Yo who did your dishes?
2nd person: The same broad who cooked a meal for me and cleaned my room!
1st person: Thats whats up buddeh?!

#3 1st person: Did you wheel that broad last night?
2nd person: Naw man she was on the rag, would'nt do a thing. :(
1st person: Thats not whats up buddeh?!
by A fellow buddeh! December 9, 2010
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