Unicornity

Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.

From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.

by TheNonUnicorn May 9, 2016

unicorns

1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME

"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."

by ploopster March 13, 2005

Unicorn

A single piece of corn.

I ate a unicorn yesterday!

by Asamusay July 7, 2016

unicorn

a mythical white horse that has a horn on it's head.

my little sister loves unicorns

by Clarrissa Langley April 27, 2004

The Unicorn

A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.

I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!

by Jeff da Man August 4, 2007

Unicornism

A cult started in Maryland by two crazy teenage girls. Has already gained a pretty big following.

The Nine Pillars:

1) You must accept the Nine divines to be your only gods.
2) Thou shalt not speak of the nines in vain.
3) Tuesday is the day of bloodbath, which must be kept holy.
4) Honor the unicorns, but do not accept false authority.
5) Thou shalt not murder or desecrate the unicorn, for it is sacred.
6) Thou shalt remain true to the unicorn.
7) Thou shalt steal from nonunicorn worshipers.
8) Thou shalt wear thy horn always.
9) Thou shalt not covet another unicorns horn, or any other object.

Christian: 'Would you like to join my church?'
Unicornist: 'Fuck no! I believe in Unicornism! The Nine Divines are my only gods, that's sinful, you go to Unicorn Hell for that!' *kills nonbeliever*

by IMissMyUnicorn December 1, 2010

unicorn

A single ear of corn.

No, I am to full to eat that much, how bout just a unicorn?

by Volair March 13, 2004