Ultimate Shocker

The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.

She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.

by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009

Ultimate Aggie

The status achieved when a student at Utah State University sits on the bronze "Meet The Challenge" bull naked.

Guy: My girlfriend sat on the bronze bull naked!

Other guy: Dude! She's an Ultimate Aggie!

by kut17 October 21, 2010

Ultimate Sacrifice

The most selfless act one can manage.
An even greater honor than The Presidential Medal of Freedom.

This is when you give your life up so one can keep theirs. A true hero.

The ultimate sacrifice can be performed by:

Taking a bullet for one you love

Shoving them out of the path of an oncoming vehicle in exchange for you being hit

Serving as a human shield in any sort of attack

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A mother will often perform the ultimate sacrifice by instinct

by jmnthemchine October 22, 2013

ultimate showdown

A flash animation/song by lemon demon and altf4 about the ultimate battle. it started with godzilla and batman. Mr. Rogers was the winner.

this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

by nerdbuster July 22, 2006

ultimate-guitar

Also known as UG, originally started as a guitar tabulature website, with a forum added later. It has become (one of) the biggest guitar site(s) on the internet, possibly one of the biggest sites on the internet. It is infamous among its members for the "Pit", its miscellaneous forum which acts as a black hole, doubling as a killer of social lives. The Pit is no killer,just pure filler, as its many thousands of viewers babble on and on, recycling 4chan memes, as well as spamming, flaming, and generally talking bullshit. Its power remains unexplained.

The rest of the site is relatively harmless, although stocked with both intellectuals and imbeciles as it is.

www.ultimate-guitar.com

Where lives once may have flourished, ultimate-guitar.com has taken them

by Mastabassist October 6, 2007

ultimatum

choosing between two things

she gave me an ultimatum

by uitfbelwjbqld April 26, 2017

Ultimate Emmet Swag

Chris Pratt is the originator of Emmet Swag. Because he played the incredible character Emmet, from the awesome movie, The Lego Movie. So he gets the transcendent title of having "Ultimate Emmet Swag".

- "You know Chris Pratt?"
"From The Lego Movie and Guardians of the Galaxy?"
"Yeah! He has Ultimate Emmet Swag!"

by Jacobawitz1 July 6, 2014