Uteral heft

when a bad bitch drops the facts that cannot be disputed or destroyed

she has a uteral heft

by tiktokgods March 9, 2020

fen utensils

Instruments used for the art of fencing.

Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!

by TheNativez April 21, 2007

Markus Uteus

A 'Broken Old Shitty Ute' which a friend owns but thinks its the best car in the world.

Joe: My mate bought a Markus Uteus and it broke down

by The Litte Things in Life April 20, 2015

Self-destructing uterus

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009

uterus buster

Taking a running start and shoving a ripe zucchini up a females vagina until it is 12 and half inches up the canal

This hobgoblin was getting on my nerves so I pulled a Uterus Buster on her

by Nigger nigga November 25, 2013

UTerus

The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.

Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.

by sambarnes February 29, 2008

Uterusaurus

A uterus that has the ability to rip through anything, including emotions and happiness. The Uterusaurus is not from the Jurassic era, nor is it a mythical creature. It lives deep within every normal Uterus waiting for the most inopportune moment to strike.

My girlfriend and I made plans to go out tonight, and I was totally going to get some, but her Uterusaurus arose from the pits of hell and cock-blocked me. I ended up having to bring her ice cream and cuddle.

by woodymanp April 8, 2010