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United States Obsession

Is the term of a condition, used to describe a group of Non-Americans, with bias opinions, who are obsessed with talking about the United States of America.

1. Many of these people have never even been to the United States, and get most of their information from Youtube, The Sun Newspaper or via their Uncle Harry who spent a two hour layover in JFK on his way to Toronto.

2. It can be said, that most of these people are losers with no lives, that spend way too much time developing opinions on topics which they know jack shit about.

3. Whether these people know it or not, Americans could give a rats ass, if they like them or not. Which actually leads to why these people don't like the USA in the first place. But on the contrary, Americans don't give a shit anyway, so in reality, it doesn't matter.

4. This group of people always over looks all the good the United States does for the world-

*See the Polio Vaccine, AIDS research, Cancer research, McDonald's, World's first successful airplane, Ketchup, First lunar landing, Garth Brooks*

-and focuses more so on the bad. But this is alright in an American's eyes; see number three.

5. The Iraq war seems to be a hot topic among this group. They can spend hours, upon hours discussing how the United States started an unjust war. Whether they know it or not, most Americans agree with them on this subject, so no one really understands why they spend hours upon hours discussing a topic where the Americans agree with them anyway. So its a complete fucking mystery as to why an Anti-American would be agreeing with an actual American; see reason number two for explanation.
Person 1: The United States is filled with nothing but Fat People, who eat cheeseburgers all day.

Person2: And you know this how?

Person 1: I saw it on Telly.

Person2: Right.....
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Person 3: All Americans are stupid.

Person 4: You do know that a lot of Medical innovations, and life changing inventions, were made in the United States?

Person 3. That doesn't matter. They invaded Iraq under false pretenses.

Person 4: What does that have to do with Americans being stupid?

Person 3: It just does.

Person 4: Right.......
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Person 5: Person 1, and 3 has an United States Obsession.

Person 1 and 3: No we don't!

Person 5: Right......
by NC_lover24 September 28, 2009
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United States Coast Guard

The United States Coast Guard, a life-saving and law-enforcement service, was established as the Revenue Cutter Service in 1790. Currently, it is a branch of the US military, though it is regulated by the Department of Homeland Security. It is often disparaged as being made up of "Navy rejects," but is a vital part of the security strategy of the United States of America
Navy Seaman: You Coasties are Navy rejects!
United States Coast Guard CPO: Yeah, well, we've got the better uniforms. Fuckin' sailorhat wearing loser.
by Macd00d January 10, 2006
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Unitedstatesian

Jim is from the united states, therefore he's a Unitedstatesian
by JimmayAlfred June 19, 2018
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Leeds United

A club with a wide but close nit & extremely loyal fanbase. After a period of problems in the 80's Leeds had been tagged with a hoolliganistic image which the club has worked hard over the years to shed. Recent events such as the stabbings of two Leeds fans when the club played Galatasary as well as the financial problems have only led to the fanbase becoming closer and stronger.

Misunderstood by many (such as the 'definitions' already posted) LUFC fans are the strongest and most passionate in the world. The very fact that the recent relegation from the Premiership resulted in mass celebration only showed the fans/clubs spirit to survive.
by Cozy February 19, 2005
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untidy joseph

Another name for the food item "sloppy joe" (ground beef smothered in tomato sauce served on a bun).

Reserved only for bad asses (BA's).
Peggy Sue: Eat your untidy joseph, kid.

Julie Anne: Fuck you.
by jmrot July 27, 2009
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United States of Canada

All the blue states that voted for Kerry in the 2004 election... the states that are so embaressed that Bush won the election and wish they belong to Canada instead.

Contrasted to all the red states, called Jesusland.
After the election, a new map was drawn showing the United States of Canada and Jesusland.
by majenwen November 30, 2004
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United Airlines

A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.
by ZKOS April 12, 2017
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