toppers

Derived from the popular Toppers Pizza franchise, it is used to describe anything mediocre like Topper's pizza itself.

This dental work I recieved is pretty toppers. My teeth are still upside down.

by killaKatX3000spaceExplora July 9, 2009

waffle topper

A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."

1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.

by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008

muffin topper

Any fat, plump, chubby, chunky, or portley female that has an overflowing midsection or belly that protrudes over their waistline therefore resembling the top of a muffin that spills and rises over the base and wrapper.

Sarah is a muffin topper because her gut is showing and spilling out over her belt. Sarah was caught muffin topping because the bottom of her shirt didn't properly cover her fat belly today.

by Ralph Caraveo September 23, 2005

twoper

A person with Borderline Personality Disorder. Sometimes other personality disorders can get grouped into this definition. The origin is that 1.9% of the population suffers from this personality disorder. By definition, approx 2% of the peopple walking this planet, are nuts. See also: Britney Spears

Hey, check out the hot chick. Shes probably a twoper!

by Brian Howarth January 11, 2009

copper topper

Someone with red hair. A head of Copper

He's got some Copper Topper on him

by Mullet February 13, 2004

housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008

topper

A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.

Danielle is a topper, you should take her to prom if you want to get your dick wet.

by DJ D-Ret October 23, 2006