tweerd

A crude conjunction of the words "totally wierd"

Missy likes to lick the bleachers-that's tweerd!

by lizspittle April 10, 2007

tweed sleeve

The result left on one's arm after a session of anal fisting. Generally a combination od lubricant and dried faeces.

He was wearing a lovely tweed sleeve his boyfriend gave him.

by mindcandy February 10, 2010

tweedophile

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.

That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity

Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017

theeroticbarber

A barber who has sex while cutting hair. He is know for his goofy ahh name "Brandon Curington"

Bro #1: Yo have you seen theeroticbarbers new instagram post?

Bro #2: yea, bro had his meat all out

by Tanaki April 29, 2022

tweeds

Also known as joint. Budz wrapped up in Z's and twisted at the ends. The earliest history I know of is from the movie 'Friday' (1995) quoted by Mr. Jones

"I betch ya'll been drinkin' that wine too, ain'tcha? And smokin' them tweeds and everything..."

by James S. November 29, 2004

tweef

1) to hold a public argument (beef) via Twitter tweets or Facebook status updates.

They've been tweefing the last few days...let's hope they don't take it offline.

by lukezra April 20, 2009