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Geek Tweaker

A girl who is sexually attracted to, and enjoys making out with, nerds. Geek tweakers are generally pretty geeky themselves. (the play legend of zelda, love harry potter, etc;) But they are generally very attractive, despite this odd fetish.
Brohammad Ali: Hey, Man, Who's that girl who plays Legend of Zelda and always always talks about Harry Potter?

Brohatma Ghandi: You mean Bianca?

Brohammad Ali: Yeah! That's her name, man she's hot, I'd like to tap that.

Brohatma Ghandi: Give it it, dude, she's a total geek tweaker.

Brohammad Ali: Goddamn those geek tweakers!
by snifferdoo April 29, 2010
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Twelve Bitches in a Bitch Boat

As used in 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' it describes a feeling of extreme pain or discomfort.
"It hurt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat!' or "After that party I felt like twelve bitches in a bitch boat..."
by QCSabotage March 8, 2009
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Tweaker

A fascinating being indeed. Mainly nocturnal creatures, although some have evolved into Day-Walkers. They emerge from hiding from your Cousin's shed out back when the sunsets to pillage for supplies. You can usually identify one of these Cro-magnon humans by their lack of front teeth, entire bodies covered in sores and scabs, and missing minimum 1 digit on either hand. Forget rational communication with these things. They stammer with unintelligible rhetoric that usually relates to Seth Rollins being their favorite WWE wrestler, the one time They had to “bitch” slap their step dad or finally...they are at the local corner store walking around aimlessly in the parking lot.

Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.

They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.

The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.
Bill- What was all that commotion and ruckus down at the Rocket Shop?

Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.

Bill- oh. Sounds about right....
by UnbiasedHater19 July 25, 2019
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tweakend

When you do meth on a friday and you stay up till sunday constantly hitting the pickle, or snorts with $ bills. However you decide to do it just make sure its on a tweakend.
TGIF I love tweakends!
by tweakerbird69 July 18, 2009
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tweaker fag

"Someone who smokes crystal meth and becomes gay"
"Damn i heard when Steve smokes meth he becomes a tweaker fag and sucks off men"
by Akim July 9, 2007
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twelve loko

The act of drinking three four lokos (the good ones with caffeine in them RIP). Can also be used as any multiple of four (eight loko, sixteen loko, etc.).
Oh man dude! Last night I had a twelve loko...I was so fucked up my friend Matt had to use a heart defibrillator to bring me back to consciousness so that I could finish my studies.
by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011
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tweater

verb \ˈtwēt-ər\

1 : a person that uses Twitter to influence or lead by deceit, trick, or artifice

intransitive verb

1 : a person that uses Twitter to practice fraud or trickery

2 : to be sexually unfaithful via Twitter —usually used with on <was tweating on his wife>
I saw these direct messages on your Twitter account from some dude named Stanley. You are a tweater!!!!
by jimcolv October 11, 2012
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