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twank

a former 'twink'. Someone who used to be a young, thin gay guy (twink), but they are now older and cannot be labeled a twink anymore.
John has graduated from a twink to a twank now that he's 28.
by Jake Myers January 30, 2008
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twank

Verbal expression of surprise. Def. - Couldn't have planned that!
Your friend starts to trip down the stairs but catches himself on the railing, flipping onto it, and sliding to the bottom finally landing on his feet again...

You say: "That's TWANK!"
by BJIII October 17, 2007
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twank

You a twank or eat a twank
by Sky November 20, 2003
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twanking

when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.
i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.
by lewis1991 May 11, 2007
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Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.
Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.
by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015
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twank

"Give a twank some shi+ and she'll sleep with you."
by wiredagain July 25, 2003
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twank twankies

rims that are 22 inches in diameter.
Homie got that tahoe sittin on them twank twankies.
by ridingclean April 29, 2008
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