Titanic

A very large shit that is so big the toilet cannot swallow it in whole... However, eventually the pressure from the water flow will cause the shit to break in half and be flushed away in two parts. Some say they think they can hear Leonardo DiCaprio confessing his love for Kate as the turd is broken and sent to the bottom of the sea.

The other day I had Taco bell for lunch and dinner and man, that night...(shakes his head back and forth slowly) I launched a Titanic out to sea, I thought I was giving berth to a horse!

by Christobon January 7, 2008

Titanic

The most greatest vessel in it's time.A sad disaster, that shook the world.The titanic sank at 2.30 am April 14 1912.Also a movie.

1."OMG,How cute was jack dawson it titanic!"
2."how sad was the wreck of titanic.So many people died"

by Charliegurl225 June 12, 2006

Titanic

Rose should have died and jack should have survived

No shade but Jack was way too hot for Rose

I just watched Titanic and it’s so fucking annoying because Rose should have died and jack should have survived

by TheTeaIsSpilled May 28, 2019

titanic moment

While in a car, doing sexual activities that are so enjoyable you brace yourself with one hand against the window.

“i went down on her so good she had a titanic moment”

by ainhahssy August 15, 2021

going titanic

When something goes terrible. Basically so bad, it's sinking like the titanic.

Guy 1: *Invites a bunch of people over for a party* I didn't think it'd be this bad! There's shit all over the walls and broken glass on the floor.
Guy 2: Dude.. this party is going titanic..

by AlexiHikari May 20, 2014

satanic titanic

The Satanic Titanic is a sex position where one couple is doing Sixty Nine and another Threesome is in top doing a Eiffel Tower

Person 1: “Dude did you hear what Kelso and Reanna got into last night?”

Person 2: “No! What happened”

Person 1 “They were in a Satanic Titanic”

by lil Scrapper January 30, 2020

Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011