Turtle

Turtles are love, turtles are life.
They can HIDE IN A FRICKING SHELL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

A turtle? AHH it BIT me!!
"What's a turtle?" "... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURTLE IS?!?!?!"

by Cjreeve404 March 5, 2017

Turtle

There are many types of turtles and there very slow

Hey speed up you as slow as a turtle

by Oldman96 June 27, 2016

Turtle

A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!

The turtle walk slowly across the street.

by SexyMan12271 November 5, 2013

Turtle

Verb

The sexual act of repeatedly inserting and removing only the head of the penis without inserting the shaft.

Tom totally turtled my ass last night.

by Free Nerdity January 7, 2012

Turtle

When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"

Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah

by Count of Monte Cristi September 6, 2009

Turtle

When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.

"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."

by Llened October 1, 2014

Turtle

The lead guitarist in a band.

Turtle gets all the chicks.

by Natasha October 29, 2003