Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.

Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.

by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021

Tarkington

steers and queer’s…. enough said

Tarkington texas steers and queer’s

by dripyz23 November 21, 2021

Tarkington Cheese Massacre

Cheese incident at Tarkington Highschool during lunch, then two tables started throwing cheese at eachother.

Nathaniel didn’t know how String cheese was made at the Tarkington Cheese Massacre

by Cheeseman00000235 December 10, 2021

Torrington

A half suburban, half ghetto city in Connecticut that has a shitty school district, with a bunch of good teachers, but the board of education is full of crack smoking hillbillies. On the good side though we have a hell of a lot of good restaurants in Torrington. And we have the Home Depot.

What the actual fuck is the future of the city of Torrington, Connecticut? Like holy shit, when I tell people I’m from Torrington, they think I’m from Wyoming, not fucking Connecticut!

by Tom Lamont March 9, 2022

Burlington County NJ

Located in South Jersey, Burlco is the largest county in New Jersey. The towns that run along the river line (aka drug line) are old and full of trashy low lifes (sorry if you live there). There’s easy access to drugs with Trenton to the north and Camden to the south. Moorestown, Mount Laurel, and Marlton range from upper middle class to rich. Beverly, Riverside, Burlington City and Browns Mills are the trashiest of all. Willingboro is a predominantly black middle class town that’s declining because people from Trenton, Newark, and Philly are making it ghetto. Everywhere else is pretty decent. Some decent towns would be Bordentown Twp, Burlington Twp, Delran, Eastampton, Lumberton and etc. There is a ton of farmland as you drive towards the shore which isn’t too far.

Girl: Can you take me home? I live in Burlington County NJ.

Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.

by JerseyGuy609 June 17, 2022

burlington junction, missouri

A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.

Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house

by Luwelyn.moss May 2, 2023

Lord Tubbington

The unicorn cat of Brittany S Pierce in glee .He only eats people food and things like fondue . He either goes and smokes or reads Brittanys diary if he isn’t pooping candy bars ,cleaning the dishes , with his gang or trying to solve his online gambling addiction

Brittany: You know , just because we are doing this interview doesn’t mean I am still not mad at you, because i know you have started smoking again lord tubbington

by Sof.loves.glee April 5, 2021