Turd Burglar

Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!

Turd Burglar by swoop hansen February 8, 2008

turd burglar

one who steals or has a great obsession with turds

sick, get away from me turd burglar!

turd burglar by bill cosby November 21, 2002

turd burglar

Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.

Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.

turd burglar by wild nothing December 18, 2012

turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet

YOur such a turd burglar

turd burglar by gretchen August 31, 2003

Texas turd burglar 

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

Texas turd burglar by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006

turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.

J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.

turd burglar by Teksystems September 2, 2003

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

Turd-Burglar by fallenaway April 4, 2009