when tuan gets here

(generally used as a rhetorical phrase ;

variants: when tuan arrives, when tuan comes ; related: until tuan gets here, until tuan arrives, until tuan comes, if tuan gets here, if tuan arrives, if tuan comes)

1: a rhetorical phrase used to refer to a time that will, for all practical purposes, never come - esp. in relation to an event or action

2: a rhetorical phrase meant to convey the impossibility of an event or action.

3: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action will occur a very long time from now

4: a rhetorical phrase used to indicate that an event or action is unlikely to occur

1. According to quantum mechanics, it is impossible to know or determine the absolute position of an object. Position in quantum mechanics is not deterministic, but rather probabilistic. Thus, we can consider the position of an object at a particular time as a probability distribution wherein each conceivable position in space is assigned the likelihood of the object being there. Though quantum mechanics is typically confined to the subatomic realm, its scope can be generalized to the macroscopic world in which we live. Indeed, where we are at a particular time is not some absolute, monolithic thing, but a hazy smudge in space. With some infinitesimal probability you are (or could be) simultaneously in the next room, in the attic, even in the bed of the pretty woman next door. But, alas, in this big, clumsy macroscopic world we live in these probabilities are inconceivably small. So, unless you're really, really, really lucky, you will have to wait until, I don't know, when tuan gets here to magically find yourself snug in the bed of the girl next door.

2. I will have sex with Victoria Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio when tuan gets here.

3. This proton will decay when tuan gets here.

4. The Middle East will cease to be a burden to Western industrialized nations when tuan gets here.

by atlasfugged August 2, 2007

tulan

Tulan literally means "pig's penis", translated from Hokkien.
Malaysian often use it as "abominate" or "hate" in simple.

Many people tulan Steven because he always offend people when he talks

by adeptvepr April 26, 2014

Tuan

The act of pulling an amazing comeback against all odds in an epic fashion.

Holy flaming fuck on a stick! Did he just pulled a Tuan using Yoshi?

by SSBB May 25, 2008

tajan

The sexiest person
If someone is named this he shall be very successful and rich
Obey him and you will be happy

Tajan is so sexy right
Yaaaaaaa I love him

by SteveJobs1777 May 9, 2016

Tejana

Tejana is a very loving and caring person, who has a very very voluptuous juice phat ass. she has brown eyes, she's short , smells very good. Tejana will always be there for you whenever you need her , her hair is like a lion mane.. she's also very HILARIOUS she makes everyone she talks to laugh. she can be a little slow.

"Oh" " is that tejana with the fat ass".

by Anonymous90988 January 27, 2022

tuanis

This word was created from a tico slang called Malespín. The costarican army, in the middle of the war with Nicaragua, found that the military orders were intercepted by the "nica" spies. The general Malespín proposed that the letter A was changed by E, the I by O, M to P and T to B.

So Tuanis is the code word from "Buenos" (good, great) in Malespín.

Also "Malos" (bad, evil) is Pelis or Work ("Trabajo") is "Brete" ("Breteji", actually. We drop the last two letters with the time).

How was the movie?
Great! (Tuanis!)

That stuff is awesome! (¡Qué tuanis esa vara!)

by jorgemariozuleta August 15, 2008

Tuanes

A costa rican saying meaning awesome, cool, etc.

que tuanes, muy tuanes, super tuanes, tuanes tuanes, tuanisimo

-me gusta su pantalones, son muy tuanes

by bcg October 4, 2008