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Thameslink

The name of rail franchisee in the UK, operating under a management contract who fail at the most fundamental operational areas of business such as employment of enough staff.

A euphemism for when an upcoming event or situation that is advertised to be a huge success yet anyone with opposable thumbs could have predicted would result in a fuck-up of epic proportions then proceeds exactly as planned creating a shitstorm beyond all human comprehension.

The situation concludes with all involved and responsible for the entirely predictable shitstorm then attempting to bodyswerve any responsibility by blaming the situation onto many unpredictable factors such as the sun rising in the morning and snow falling in the winter time.
Jesus fucking christ, I went for a look inside that Chernobyl reactor and took some fuel rods as souvenirs and now I'm told I only have 3 days to live, that all went a bit Thameslink.

I really didn't like that movie so I kept watching it to see if the ending would change and the hero wouldn't die? - That's a bit Thameslink to think the ending would change.

Officer, I did not buy cocaine, it must have gotten blow into the window and landed on the table in a line like that! - You expect me to believe that? How Thameslink do you think I am.
by Angie Dull June 11, 2018
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thammie

A thammie is a snack or food (more often than not a little Debbie snack cake) costing less that 1$ from the corner store.
“Bruh I’m hungry asf , I need me a thammie.”

“Idk if I can eat anymore thammies”
by X.e.n.u September 2, 2019
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Thamishka

She's the girl you want to be. She brings good vibes. She's a very beautiful lady. She believes that her wishes will be made. Her dreams will come true and her prayers will be answered. She someone that people look up to.shes independent and works for what she wants.
JAKE: I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL
MASON: WHY
JAKE: BECAUSE SHE'S A THAMISHKA
by PigMan Bear September 1, 2021
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thamoda

Thamoda is the smartest in class
by drippymufc September 29, 2021
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thamoda

Thamoda is smarter than that dick manisha
by drippymufc September 29, 2021
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Thamindu

A boy who is very outgoing and spontaneous he is loyal and often has lots of friends he is funny and tends to put others before himself
by DestroyerXz November 23, 2021
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Thama

She is said to have been an angel in Heaven and was sent down by God himself to stay on Earth in order to make the world a better place. When you encounter her, her name will throw you off. She's shy, but ends up being one of the nicest and most caring girls on the planet. She always has your back and loves to help, and also loves Chinese food. The hottest woman alive, not only because of her smokin hot body, like REALLY HOT BODY, but because of her personality. She tells jokes that aren't funny, but she laughs at them anyways, so you can't help but laugh with her. She's lame, but cool in her own way that everybody loves. Every woman wants to be her, and every man wants to be with her, unfortunately for all those other men out there, she only has one lover, the most masculine being on Earth. She has very good taste in everything. If you ever come across a Tamar in your life, thank God you did, because you won't find a woman like her again
I met Thama and she’s God sent.
by _teymah November 23, 2021
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