Bush Trinkets

The often unidentifiable, unsavory particles of matter that attach themselves to and hang from unclean and unkempt pubic hair.

Damn man, it wasn't good! She invited me down on her honeypot and I came up with Bush Trinkets stuck in my teeth!

by Cameron Jack 85 March 6, 2011

Tronketoni

A cow worshipper, probably from Florida or Texas who believes that cows are the superior life form.

Hugh: (in strong southern farmer accent) gosh darnit my dang cows have been stolen again
Jimothee: must've been those dang tronketonis again

by Mattwi11ie February 13, 2020

Goddle-Trinker

Word - Goddle-Trinker
Pronunciation - God-El-Trink-Ar
A man whose testicles and-or genitals sweat profoundly in a number of different scenarios.

1. "As a Goddle-Trinker my twig and berries tend to sweat a lot ."
2. "After my wife finished me off she said, don't be a Goddle-Trinker next time."

by Razalius August 27, 2017

horse trinkets

improved form of trinkets. commonly used in place of bull shit or any other expression of something being nonsense. Made popular by Vocal Status.

"Did Josh tell what he did last night"
"Yea, he's so full of crap that it's probably horse trinkets"

by Masseefect September 20, 2007

Trinkets

A small fart/poop, usually in the form of a brownish-liquid

Bob: Hold on a second.

(disqusting thing happpens)
Shane: Bob, stop making trinkets!

by TrinketMaker47 June 23, 2011

dirty trisket

When you pull out a bloody tampon with your teeth. Put it on a trisket and hit it raw.

Last night I took her home after the bar and she surprised me, it was the first time I'd ever tried the dirty trisket.

by MGCBWA January 18, 2017

wash the trisket

When someone needs to jump through hoops or go through trials to attain a desired outcome.

I needed to wash the trisket to get that job.

by Kalodidaskalos February 27, 2009