an obnoxious girl, often found in the Sacramento, CA region. May have a fake tan, breast implants, tons of make-up and either bleach blond hair or brown hair with lots of chunky blond high-lights.
Fake personality matches a fake physicality.
Has many acquaintances, no real friends.
Adored by men wearing Ed Hardy, Affliction or Tap Out t-shirts. (AKA Douchebags)

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20