Traffic jam

When you can't take a nifty shit

Cocksucker had a traffic jam

by Skeet fuck shit March 28, 2021

Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.

"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."

by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018

Tusky Valley Traffic Jam

The experience of having poop in the intestines inhibit anal penetration with a penis or a sex toy.

That girl I met last night let me try anal but I ran into a Tusky Valley Traffic Jam so I couldn't get it in all the way.

by 011000110 July 18, 2022

Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

rolling traffic jam

When all lanes are moving at nearly the speed limit but stuck behind a line of cars with nobody in front of them. Everyone behind the front line of cars are stuck and unable to pass. Usually happens when a cop is in the front and everyone is afraid to pass them.

Thanks to a cop camping in the left lane I was in a rolling traffic jam all the way to work.

by jwalker8680 September 11, 2019

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017