Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.

by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011

tribes mc

A maryland motorcycle club that has been around since February 14th 1975.

Tribes mc is the best.

by Soldier T.F.F.T December 20, 2016

Jack of All Trades

A Jack of All Trades is a master at none, but often better than a master of one.

Person 1: You're a very well rounded person.
Person 2: I'm a Jack of All Trades.

by jeffyfromthebloc October 20, 2009

tradesman

someone who uses the "tradesman's entrance" ie the back door or arse for sexual gratification.

mary was on her period so i had to become a tradesman to get my end away

by tommy b October 24, 2003

Tragesty

any grotesque or debased likeness or imitation; a lamentable, dreadful, or fatal event or affair; calamity; disaster.

The combination of the words travesty and tragedy.

COmmonly used to describe the current decline of today's youth in reference to who they idolize.

There was a huge car crash today, it was a total tragesty.

Justin Bieber is still a trending topic on Twitter. America's youth is a such a tragesty.

by MrFSU May 18, 2010

dirty snow trapeser

verb: One who does not wipe feet or beat the snow from feet BEFORE entering a house. Especially when the persons in the house walk around in their socks.

DAMMIT KATY ,YOU DIRTY SNOW TRAPESER!!! Now my fucking socks are wett!!!!!

by 2Rooks December 10, 2005