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Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
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shyanne townsend

is a dark haired docca picker who likes geeky lads beginning H . ALSO ID A LADY JANE GREY FIEND AND WILL BE A DEVILS LETTUCE HORE IF NEEDED
person 1 : eww stop being like a shyanne townsend

person 2 : whats that

person 1 : baso a nitty
by derby56rshit May 11, 2022
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Sophia Townsend

When’s St. Paddy’s day? Idk ask Sophia Townsend she’s a ging she’d know
by Nacho12345 March 17, 2023
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Finlay Townsend

Finn townsend normally a young boy with an ass chin usually has an ego and is definitely overcompensating, cock is around 2.3 inches on hard and goes inside him on soft. usually from turkish heritage. Definitely stay away from fin townsend this guy is gay
i just ran into Finlay Townsend and he tried to sexually assault me
by MistickMc January 21, 2024
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Kingston towned

She's definetley getting Kingston towned off of him
by Domdom89 April 2, 2024
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