tote

The coolest.

"It was SOOO TOTE y'all!"

"I think its real tote."

by Hotsytotsy March 11, 2004

totes

Slang word that is substituted for "totally". Originated in Fox Lane High School. Most frequently uttered in the stairwell next to the gym locker room while smoking a shitload of weed.

"We totes smoked too much reefer before Physics."
"Hey have you heard the story of the ver hung cat? Totes."
"SOS. We...need...fire."

by A-Bizzle May 25, 2006

totes

a baby way of saying toast. How little kids say "toast"

"I asked for toast but accidentally said 'totes'."

by pshawww December 20, 2008

Tote

To "tote" is the phenomina of releasing bodly fluids from out of your knee. This is only possible if you are to catch the rare disease called "Patella copulatory" that causes for a penis to grow on your knee. This disease can only be caught by coming in contact with someone else with the disease. It's origins are unknown.

"I'm gonna TOTE!"
"Last night I toted all over my girlfriends face."

by Spdank January 28, 2010

totes

It's a thing that holds other things only there's more than one of them.

I recently inherited a large amassment of totes from my library surplus dealer.

by nombredepluma July 4, 2011

totes

"totally" or "absolutely." the main meaning is YES-NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Sometimes, one may add "Totes Def" to confirm that totally definitely I got your back.

Wait did you remember to erase all the texts from my date? Ya. Totes def. Damage control complete.

by The REAL Totes Def Damage March 1, 2009

tote

short for totally. Often used to describe nouns in everyday "valley girl" convos'.

That boy is like tote cute!

by Smutt December 29, 2007