Tooth Fairy

As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.

Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.

by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone November 1, 2010

Tooth Goof

A person communicating on a Bluetooth headset in a social location.

-Tooth Goof: "Hello" (on headset)
-Bystander: "Excuse me?" (to tooth goof)
-Tooth Goof: *shoots an insulting, belittling look at bystander*

-Tooth Goog:"I'm sorry, what was that? Some idiot thought I was talking to him."(on headset)

by Brewha February 4, 2010

Tooth jerky

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.

She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.

by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011

tooth paste

A type of paste that you put on your tooth brush and then on your teeth and scrub with your tooth brush

i am now going to put my tooth paste on my tooth brush

by meepdog365 April 27, 2020

tooth nugget

A peice of food that gets stuck in your tooth, especially one that is cracked or broken.

Yo bobby, I see you got them gold teeth you been wanting.
Naw G that's just a tooth nugget

by RichieArizona July 9, 2020

Tooth Barber

A Canadian phrase for the dentist.

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?

by Anuglyman January 10, 2022

tooth gap nigga

Some fucking mongoloid with a huge tooth gap.

That Wyatt is a big tooth gap nigga.

by FunnyNotRacist July 23, 2020