Tongan

A descendant of seafaring Polynesians that once ruled Polynesia from Samoa to the North, (Tonga is the term for 'south' which is why the country is named as such, being the southernmost part of the Polynesian Kingdom), Fiji to the West, and Marquesas to the East. Because Tongans loved (and still do today) the physical and mental challenge of overtaking others' lands and property, they sought and overcame much through war and wit. Today many Tongans are proud of the fact that their island home has never been overtaken or ruled by a foreign entity. (Every other land in Polynesia was eventually overtaken by foreigners although it might not have been so if the Tongans had remained in power.) Tonga remains Polynesia's lone monarchy. It has at its roots thousands of years of rule by chiefs and kings of Tongan heritage.

Son: Those Tongans are some big boys.
Dad: The smaller one's ancestors were killed off in war and illness over the centuries, and because there was never an influx of new, smaller, foreigners the people have remained overwhelmingly big, strong, and smart.
Son: That makes sense.

by California1800 November 4, 2007

tongan

brown colored people wit big bones & a tendency eat alot. can be hardheaded but also smart at the same time. very strong and most should take sports. dey could beat you up if they wanted to. very similar to samoans but dey don't get along these days. Lu sipi is good. mostly found in DA BAY killah cali & New Zealand... NOT Euless, gay Texas

"Why do dat tongan hate dat samoan?"
"Why do dat samoan hate dat tongan?"

"Why am I on dis gay website?"

by BayGirl July 6, 2007

Tonopanain

Some one that was raised in tonopah Nevada

Hes a tonopanain he was raised here in this town

by 14criminal88 January 1, 2021

Tinpanhan

the person who wrote the definition of definition on urban dictionary they also wrote the definition of Disappoinsettia
as for their name I have litterally no Idea

*random guy that just walked up to you* hey do you know Tinpanhan on urban dictionary?
** no there are literally hundreds if not thousands of people writing definitions on urban dictionary

by DyedDaBoi January 27, 2021

tonian

It’s a beautiful goddess mostly known for her outgoing personality well round and love to have fun .

Tonian is a very beautiful human being

by anonymous November 22, 2021

tonian

Is a beautiful goddess ,very well rounded and love to have fun. Well known for her outgoing personality and love to have fun

Tonian is a very beautiful perosn

by anonymous November 22, 2021

topanga hole

the little hole between the balls and the asshole

have you ever fingered your topanga hole?

by imakegob00m911 September 10, 2023