Saussi Tonic

A cocktail made of sausage water and tonic water, for all ages.

Waiter: And what will you have for drinks?
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.

by JDRO June 30, 2020

jizz&tonic

+ non alcoholic drink mixed from human sperm(jizz) and tonic
(usually used as a substitute for dopping for athletes)

+ non alcoholic shot mixed from any sperm + tonic, usually drunk like a tequilla shot by whores/sluts/cheap prostitues/expensive prostitutes/hoes/ and other kind of bitches

(sometimes executed in pure form: squirting sperm in the whore's face and at the same time pouring it with tonic)

dave: hoe, give me now $47 for this blowjob and i wont charge u for this jizz&tonic

by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods May 11, 2011

root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid

Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!

by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020

Bombay & Tonic

An elegant cocktail made from the right mix of Bombay Sapphire, lemon, and tonic water. Its fans define it as "A whirlwind of the senses" since they state that a good Bombay & Tonic is much more than a cocktail: it is an experience that awakens creativity by activating all the senses. When tasted, the bright, fresh flavors of the botanicals of the acclaimed steam-infused BOMBAY SAPPHIRE® gin, combined with the perfect balance of a premium tonic, manages to awaken all five human senses (sight, sound, taste, smell, and touch).

Waiter: what would you like madam?
Miss: I'd need to stir my creativity, a Bombay & Tonic, please.

by Tinchofel89 November 23, 2021