Tombstone

Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.

Tombstone schools are just shitty asf, tombstone district is shitty and tombstone sucks ass unless your a 56yr old who likes to walk around and do nothing at all. full of shitty people and gossipers. dont come to tombstone unless ur an old man who likes it here. its terrible. THS and WJM are both full of drug addicts, smokers, stoners, alcoholics, sex addicts and/or all the above.

by samkejwjwj February 5, 2023

Living Tombstone

big dick morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

Tombstone

its a perk featured in Black ops 2's tranZit when you down you can choose to not be eaten by zombies and when you respawn you can pick up a tombstone and all your items will be returned ( no equipment like monkey bombs or semtex if bought)

player 1: ''hey you got tombstone! its kinda for noobs isnt it?''
player 2: ''yeah but atleast its good for glitching and keeping your perks"
player 1: ''yeah your right.''

by UrbanSkater February 27, 2018

Tombstoned

When a University of Mary Washington student smokes weed with Griffin Griffen and/or DickWeed and gets way to high.

Damn last night I was hanging out with the UMW frisbee team and got tombstoned.

by DubzOclock March 11, 2017

Tombstone

A fucking retard

Tombstone is such a fucking retard

by Redwantsyoutobedead November 10, 2020

Porcelain Tombstones

When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.

Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…

by GrUVee August 13, 2021

Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background

"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"

by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021