toad 

A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.

Oh dude, TOAD in spandex at 3 o'clock.

toad by kittymao May 2, 2008

Toad 

A little Betch who says to you "YoUr pRincEsS iS in AnoTheR CastLe!" and he says that for another 6 castles until you finally reach the princess and you cry your waluigi pillow until you eventually want to die. Don't forget toads parents are brother and sister, thats why he is so fricking STUPID!!!!!!

"Man TOAD Sucks"

Toad by xxxmemeboixxx December 14, 2018

Toad 

A person who always tries to make his opinion known and therefore constantly interrupts conversations.

This word has its origin in the world of mushrooms, because mushrooms also spread their spores everywhere. Toad is the mushroom in Mario Kart.

A: "Have you heard about the news in Australia?" B: "Oh yeah, that's terrible..." C: "Hi guys, I've been to Australia once and traveled around there!" A: "Oh Anna shut up, you are such a Toad!" B:"She's always toading about this topic."

How can you tell that someone is vegan? The person is toading around it all the time, such a Toad.

Toad by Maximus_karutus January 1, 2022

Toad 

a sociopath, borderline idiot savant, who should not be allowed to work around human beings, ever.

This guy was such a toad they wrote him off "The Office," but he still wouldn't leave.

Toad by the Professor from Podunk December 8, 2010

Toad 

an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.

she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.

she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.

Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"

these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.

to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.

that bitch is toadin'

That girl look like a toad.

This women is a toad in all meanings.

I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.

Toad by moses6 June 28, 2011

toad 

Totally optimistic and down.

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"

toad by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017

Toad 

A ruthless mushroom you will save the princess if he had the chance,no one believes in him but he is a fierce person.

Wow toad is a pipsquek
No he’s a savage

Toad by Paparazzi smasher October 25, 2018