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toad

a noun, commonly used to describe a horndog. derived from the amphibian more commonly known as the horny toad, toad is oftenly used as a noun describing horniness
omg he's sucha toad! he just wants it all the time.
by jblo February 10, 2007
mugGet the toadmug.

toad

Jamacain slang for "stupid girl"... also see "kalaana"
Hi, my name is Kalaana. I am a toad (stupid girl)
by obus August 5, 2006
mugGet the toadmug.

toad

(n) nDMT, n5-Meo-DMT - Psychedelic compounds which occur naturally in hundreds of plants and animals worldwide. The most prominant being Banisteriopsis Cappi, Yopo beans, and certain breeds of tree toad.
"That was some bomb toad."
by meanmidget April 15, 2004
mugGet the toadmug.

toaded

The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.
"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."
by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011
mugGet the toadedmug.

toad

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!
by stephie p diddy March 4, 2005
mugGet the toadmug.

toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom
moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.
by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004
mugGet the toadmug.

Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping
Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded
by stanman November 4, 2012
mugGet the Toadedmug.

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