a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.
by beese June 15, 2006
a gay freaking mushroom, i mean why is he even called toad?! he probobly haunted you bye saying this at the end of a hard freaking castle in old mario games. "Thank you mario, but the princess is in another castle."
Mario:i finally killed bowser
Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle
Mario: :O
toad:...........
mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!
*toad starts to cry*
Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?
toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!
Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!
Toad: Thank you mario but the princess is in another castle
Mario: :O
toad:...........
mario:F*** YOU TOAD!!!
*toad starts to cry*
Mario: and how did you get here anyways?!?!?!?
toad: *sobs* i *sniff* dont know!
Mario: screw this! this is so not worth it!!!!!!!!!! i even had to kill bullet bill before bowser!
by aqworlds own i hate haxors! March 7, 2010
I toad rocked that high score
by Scott L June 24, 2003
a person wanting to do whats best...usually of Filipino or Afro-American decent. a person that is alright at Halo 2, but by no means the best. a good friend and martial arts master. somebody you can count on to invent stuff to get rich. not the best ping pong player.
by brian April 5, 2005
by Zagger July 12, 2006
by updating November 2, 2009
A short, unusually fat female.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.
The wide face and beady eyes, along with the protruding gut and small arms and thick legs make a whole image of a bull toad walking upright. May or may not have mouth open.
by kittymao May 1, 2008