Down Periscope

The act of going down on a woman only to ineptly go eye to ass. Generally associated with intoxication and accompanied by a case vicious pink eye the following morning.

Damn man, last time I was at your place o tried going down on my girlfriend and woke up the next morning with pink eye. Oh you mean a down periscope.

by Pink Eye Anonymous January 18, 2018

pink periscope

When you are sitting on top of another man's penis in a bathtub and yours is so erect it leaves the water, like a periscope.

I was on top of Matt, I got a pink periscope when he entered me.

by Therein_Lies January 26, 2015

Leaky periscope

Name of a failed attempted sex act where your girl tried to give you some underwater and nearly died in your homies swimming pool.

My girl suffered a near death experience after utilising a leaky periscope.

by WhiteboyBrad January 19, 2025

periscoped

Where one is subjected to public scrutiny. Usually by a backdoor exploitation.

Pyne: I've been Periscoped before. I've been on Periscope for some time.

Host: How did that feel?

Pyne: Quite painless actually.

by SydneyTom September 8, 2015

Periscoping

When an individual inserts their head, at least until theirs eyes, into another person's ass.

"Sorry I can't sit down for the meeting, had a good ole'periscoping sesh with the boys last night"

by AgentDeez September 28, 2021

Curious Periscope

A method of wiping the ass after defecating. Toilet paper is wrapped around a finger and inserted into the rectum. The hook shape of the finger and subsequent motion resembles a spirited periscope operator.

The curious periscope technique is necessary to achieve a spotless cornhole.

by rocknrollsauce October 26, 2011

Periscope depth

The result of a morning chubby, the tip of one's wood will break the surface of the underwear as though to take a look around. similar to that of a submarine periscope.

"holy cow do I have to pee, but i'm at periscope depth and could take my eye out if I try.

by DickTurman March 23, 2011