When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
Get the Mitch McConnell Eyesmug. Ellie is quite a catch, she is very lucky to have the looks that god has blessed her with, anyone would be lucky to come across this dashing young lady, she loves long walks on the beach n then getting pumped rotten in the car afterwards, Ellie lives a good life. ELLIE MCCONNELL IS BEST PERON ON THIS EARTH! peace out
by TA$TY September 20, 2020
Get the Ellie McConnellmug. A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.
“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”
“This is a joke who are these people”
“This is a joke who are these people”
by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023
Get the McConnellmug. The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.
by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023
Get the Mcconnellmug. The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.
See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
Get the McConnellingmug. A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023
Get the Glitch McConnelmug. by Richard the curious July 28, 2023
Get the Mitch McConnellmug.