term used for when you see a female walking down the street or block with her obvious weave sitting on her head looking as if its going to attack her.
I'm walking down the street and I see that weave attack looking all wild and messy.
Damn girl! What's good with you with that weave attack?!
Damn girl! What's good with you with that weave attack?!
by Cake Boii May 3, 2010

A weave that looks like you bought it at party city. A weave that looks crispy and edges are showing.
by socialite562 April 1, 2015

by FishingOnTuesday November 17, 2014

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016

"I was on top of Keanu Reeves, he was on his back and I was on my trunk, and I was breathing down his neck for hours and hours. It was... very erotic. ...Yes, there was lots of rain. Very wet" - Hugo
by Jane February 3, 2004

When a female's weave/extensions is unkept, smells bad, put in for too long, and most importantly; dry as fuck. They also think they look good, but really they look like crusty bread in the back of a pantry.
Ugly Hating Ass Hoe: *whispers to her equally ugly friend* There that bitch that think she thick but she just a makeup cake face fat hoe!!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
You: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP YO ASS GOT A STALE WEAVE HOE! TAKE THAT OLD SHIT OUT!
by restful ling ling April 13, 2016
