The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015
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"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
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a highball cocktail. Hennessy mixed with ginger ale. Clearly, heavier on the hennessy than the ginger ale. Served on the rocks in a collins glass or a tall tumbler.
Bartender: DAMN, you look beat up.
Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.
Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.
Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz
Rick: Yeah, my wife... Gimme a Tiger Woods.
Bartender: That has Hennessy. That's top shelf. It will be expensive.
Rick: No big deal, broLALA - I got the KOBE special at ZALES. I got money left overzzzz
by MACK 10 THE KNIFE December 20, 2009
Get the Tiger Woods mug.the flat out man. best athlete we have possible ever seen. tiger continues to break records year after year (many of them his own). arguably the best golfer ever. currently has 12 major victories, 6 shy of Jack Nicklaus's 18 which is the most all time. leaps and bounds beyond his competition. he has 53 tounament wins on the pga tour at age 30. and oh sorry that he doesn't smile more on the course, he's actually in whats called the zone, and has a quite possibly the highest concentration level of any human being. in 2000, 2001 he won all four majors in a row, a feat only comparable to the great Bobby Jones grand slam. since it wasn't in a calender year its not considered a grand slam by some. The Tiger slam is what it has been called. Tiger said "hey i have all four trophies on my mantle at home"
by butter2 September 5, 2006
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When I came back from my business trip, my wife was all over me with questions about who we were with and what we were doing after the conference. My wife has a bad case of Tiger Woods Syndrome - she even demanded to see my phone!
by Jill4795 December 16, 2009
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by Kyle Rosch March 31, 2009
Get the Tiger Woods Fingers mug.While endeavoring in the act of anal intercourse, right before ejaculation pull out and proceed to insert the handle of a golf club into her anus. Then you bust your nut on her ass cheeks while screaming "FORE!"
by schlogden February 18, 2008
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