thumb

a very stupid and ignorant asshole who always thinks he's right

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

thumb

A very funny, very good looking, rugged type male, with thumb like qualities and tendancies toward arrogance and poor driving skills. Also known for his excessive blinking and oil. It is usually easy to tell when he has been eating, especially powdered donuts. Can be located by performing a thumb-scan.

Ali: where is thumbkin where is thumbkin?
Thumb: here i am! here i am!

by shrew February 3, 2005

Thumbing

The act of verbal coitis or intercourse via text message

i spent all night thumbing shurley

by Uncle tooth December 1, 2009

thumb it

when you are too drunk to get a boner so you use your thumb in place of you dick.

1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...

2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.

Man: you should have thumbed it dude!

Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.

Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!

Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)

by the new mexican July 26, 2010

Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

by Joel January 9, 2004

thumbing

An action primarly involving your thumb.

Timmy was thumbing his nose.

by casey_neistat April 16, 2017

Kentucky Thumb

The Kentucky Thumb is a world renowned lifesaving and lovemaking technique invented by Scott DeShields of Kentucky Ballistics himself after quite the unfortunate romantic encounter with some "hot" slap rounds, (the name gives it justice). As such the term was established as a method for multiple uses; for example plugging a severed carotid, loading firearms, and poking eggplants.

Everyone: Wait, Scott is still alive?
Scott: Saved again by the Kentucky Thumb.

by Seven_Corn May 20, 2021