by Vap January 25, 2005
Get the thatched-roof cottage mug.1)karate punch to the throat of some deserving jackhole; usually delivered with the phrase: "Oh really? How about a fucking throatchop instead?!"
Steve: "Where the hell were you last night?"
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."
Carl: "Jail."
Steve: "What happened?"
Carl: "I was trying to buy corduroys at JCrew but everything was 'bootcut' and all i wanted was a regular pair. When I asked the dude if they had any regular corduroys he snapped, 'We only have the STANDARD bootcut'. So I said, 'STANDARD bootcut?! Really?! How about i give you a STANDARD fucking throatchop instead?!' and I let him have it right there."
Steve: "Shithouse."
by Hog1 October 24, 2003
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by Keyford December 3, 2020
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Get the Snatch Thatch mug.1. One who can go longer than Chuck Norris in bed and is better than Ken Jennings at trivia.
2. One whos cell phone goes off with a embarassing ringtone in the middle school. Twice.
3. one who has argued for a canidate every chance they can. then the canidate quits.
2. One whos cell phone goes off with a embarassing ringtone in the middle school. Twice.
3. one who has argued for a canidate every chance they can. then the canidate quits.
by Justin Harmon February 14, 2008
Get the thatcher mug.1. Formerly commonly used to describe a roofer who built and repaired thatch (straw) rooves.
2. Slang for a milk snatcher ("you nicked my milk you utter thatcher")
3. An evil person, usually one who holds power ("that chairman is nothing but a thatcher")
4. A destroyer, a murderer, an incurable idiot. ("your new girlfriend is nothing but a thatcher you know, she doesn't know her arse from her elbow. She wrecked my car last year.")
5. A man in disguise.
6. A deluded old bat with more power than sense.
- He's only a thatcher wannabee, no sense at all.
2. Slang for a milk snatcher ("you nicked my milk you utter thatcher")
3. An evil person, usually one who holds power ("that chairman is nothing but a thatcher")
4. A destroyer, a murderer, an incurable idiot. ("your new girlfriend is nothing but a thatcher you know, she doesn't know her arse from her elbow. She wrecked my car last year.")
5. A man in disguise.
6. A deluded old bat with more power than sense.
- He's only a thatcher wannabee, no sense at all.
by Rendevous August 17, 2009
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