1. One who can go longer than Chuck Norris
in bed and better than Ken Jennings at trivia.
2. One whos cell phone goes off with a embarassing ringtone in the middle school. Twice.
3. one who has argued for a canidate every chance they can. then the canidate quits.
"Aw man, i just pulled a thatcher in class. that is the last time i turn on my phone in class."